[puddlebread]

My Homophobic dog masterpost

[themoistplinth]

[fashiontimeless]

Claudia Schiffer for Chanel Spring, 1996

[bigprettygothgf]

het ships where they canonically hate each other is gross and bad but shipping f/f when they canonically hate each other is revolutionary praxis

[betomad]

one kiss

[yellbug]

me when i remember it all

[viktor-sbor]

A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.

[e-102]

damn that shit is light lmfao

[telltaletypist]

[vienna1954]

Fun fact! Many lighthouses with especially large fresnel lenses would have huge fucking tubs of liquid mercury in the lantern room because it’s a super easy way to make these giant lenses rotate quickly!

Shockingly, however, spending most of your time in close proximity to 500 pounds of liquid mercury is Not Great For One’s Health and tons of lighthouse keepers started to go crazy from the whole. Mercury poisoning thing. Hence why there are a lot of “haunted” lighthouses or wickies that lose it and maybe do a bit of manslaughter.

Anyway, people saw a bunch of lighthouse keepers go crazy and get sick and got empirical evidence that it was in fact related to the 500 pound mercury bath they have to visit every day and then they decided nah it’s fine actually. So we’ve kept the liquid mercury thing and I think that’s beautiful

[ben-the-hyena]

I love how it is so dense it does not "wet" the anvil, the drops all run and leave with nothing behind them unlike water, oil, sauce... it's super satisfying it's like in cartoons

[ms-demeanor]

After seeing this post I am no longer taking criticism for my mercury storage practices.

[slimegirlapologist]

call my girl's hole the car door the way i'm slamming my penis in it

[yo-its-matt]

[iguanabones]

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

[jame7t]

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

[techno-syndicate]

Tags were too good to ignore.

[onetigeraday]

1/6/2022 - happy pride month!

[weirdreindeer]

this is why you should care about the reddit strike

[notmusa]

do u like my cow jar

[joezy27]

HAWKEYE - Kate Bishop & Clint Barton (and Lucky)

Art by Josh Abraham

[genderoutlaws]

Gilbert Baker helps hoist one of the two original rainbow flags created by the decoration committee for San Francisco Gay Freedom Day | 1978 | ph: James McNamara, lead seamster of the flags

Anonymous asked:

what happens in islam if you die?

nendocris answered:

You die

[sharkgirldick]

What happens if I don't die? Like, ever?

[nendocris]

You live

[jame7t]

learning a lot today